College and University Scandals

In the past week, two interesting news stories have broken regarding lies and errors on the part of two prestigious schools.

In the first, Vassar College, an elite private school in New York, dashed the hopes of some 76 students by mistakenly issuing false acceptance letters. The admissions office had placed “test letters” as placeholders for the read admissions decisions in the files of its early application candidates. 122 students signed on to check their application status and saw the “test letter”, which informed the students that they had been accepted. Sadly, 76 of these students were notified hours later that they were actually not accepted. In response, Vassar has issued an apology, agreed to refund the affected students’ application fees, and offered to contact schools to explain the situation in the event that students had already withdrawn their other applications.

Cold comfort for students who have just fallen off the emotional roller coaster of a lifetime. What sounds like a minor technical error is in fact a devastating event for the 76 duped students. Imagine learning that you’ve been accepted at your dream college. Proud of your accomplishment, you tell everyone you know. Your parents call every distant relative in existence. And just as you finish notifying everyone about your miraculous good fortune, you find out that you have to call everyone back to tell them that you didn’t really get in. Just kidding. Whoops. Continue reading

Cross-Curricular Missteps

This homework worksheet was assigned to 3rd graders in Georgia.

Imagine this: Your third grade child heads back to school after winter break and comes home with a math worksheet. You, being the awesome parent that you are, help your child with his homework. You are shocked to read the following questions:

If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week?

Frederick had 6 baskets filled with cotton. If each basket held 5 pounds, how many pounds did he have altogether?

Each tree had 56 oranges. If 8 slaves picked them equally, how many oranges did each slave pick?

This exact scenario has recently played out in a metro Atlanta elementary school. In the wake of the incident, the school system launched a full-scale investigation and activist groups took to the airwaves. The Georgia NAACP demanded that all staff involved in the incident be fired, that the teachers offer an apology to all parents, and that the affected students receive counseling to cope with the aftermath of the offending assignment. The Professional Association of Georgia Educators (PAGE), on the other hand, has said that the staff involved should not be fired but retrained and that this unfortunate incident ought to be a teachable moment. Continue reading